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Below are the typical thoughts experienced by the three types of men (beta males, Alpha Male 1.0s, and Alpha Male 2.0s) in various dating situations. Sometimes these men actually verbalize these thoughts, though often they just think them and verbalize something else. Regardless, this is what goes through their minds.
-By Caleb Jones
1. Girl sends a text saying she has to cancel their date for tonight because it’s payroll this week, she has to stay late after work, then one of her friends needs help moving.
Beta: Oh, um, okay. No really, it’s okay. Um...maybe we could hang out next week? If it’s not too much trouble?
Alpha 1.0: What the hell? Your friend needs help moving?!? You and I had a date scheduled for this evening. Unacceptable. You need to respect other peoples’ schedules. When someone makes a scheduled appointment with someone, she needs to keep it. It shows respect and maturity. No man is going to want a woman who can’t handle her own schedule like a grown-up.
Alpha 2.0: Okay. I’ll fuck someone else tonight. Bye!
2. Girl sends a text saying that for their first date tonight, she’s now bringing along two of her girlfriends.
Beta: Sure, that sounds fun! (Oh no! NOW what do I do???)
Alpha 1.0: This is a DATE. You and me. This is not some kind of friendly outing. You need to tell your friends they need to find something else to do. You scheduled this date with me, not with your friends. This is extremely rude. You need to respect my time, and not suddenly change the plans on me like this. Now text your friends right now and tell them they’re not coming. I’ll wait. Text me when you’re done.
Alpha 2.0: Hey, that’s great! Let’s forget about tonight and meet up on Thursday instead. I don’t do friend zone so I’m going to fuck someone else tonight. Bye!
3. Girl says she’s breaking up with him.
Beta: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Please NOOOOOOO! I’m sorry! I’ll stop! Whatever it is, I’ll stop! I’m sorry! Please don’t leave! I promise I’ll never do it again! Please!!! Give me one more chance! PLEASE!!!
Alpha 1.0: Stop being ridiculous. You’re not going anywhere. If there’s a problem, we’re going to discuss it like two adults and figure it out. Now stop acting like a child.
Alpha 2.0: Okay! Bye!
4. Girl issues an ultimatum. If he doesn’t stop doing X, she’ll leave him.
Beta: Jeez! Okay! I won’t do it again! I promise!
Alpha 1.0: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. You need to calm down right now. Let’s discuss this. You can just toss out shit like this. Who do you think I am?
Alpha 2.0: Okay! Bye! soft next, fucks someone else>
5. After one month of dating, girl demands monogamy/exclusivity.
Beta: Yes! Of course! I LOVE YOU BABY!
Alpha 1.0: Yeah, okay, sure.
Alpha 2.0: Haha! You realize we’ve been seeing each other for just one month, right? This is way too soon for this conversation. You’re so cute.
6. Girl comes home late.
Beta: Hey baby! I missed you!
Alpha 1.0: Why were you late? Let me see your phone. Right now. Give it to me.
Alpha 2.0:
7. Girl posts fun pics with friends on Facebook while vacationing in Hawaii.
Beta: I wish I was with you baby! I miss you so much!
Alpha 1.0: What the FUCK. Who are those shirtless guys in the pics with you? Take that pic off your Facebook right now, and call me. Right now. This is bullshit!
Alpha 2.0:
8. When both at a party, girl starts flirting with another guy.
Beta:
Alpha 1.0:
Alpha 2.0:
9. After dating for one month, girl announces that they’re both going to meet her parents.
Beta: Um, really? Are you sure? I mean, well, okay.
Alpha 1.0: Great! It’s about time!
Alpha 2.0: Haha! You realize we’ve been seeing each other for just one month, right? I’m not meeting your parents. You’re so funny.
10. Girl is pissed off at him and calls him a fucking asshole.
Beta: WTF? Why are you calling me an asshole? What did I do?
Alpha 1.0: Shut the fuck up! I’m not going to tolerate this shit from you! Now calm the fuck down right now!
Alpha 2.0: Okay! Bye!
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Beta: Oh, um, okay. No really, it’s okay. Um...maybe we could hang out next week? If it’s not too much trouble?
Alpha 1.0: What the hell? Your friend needs help moving?!? You and I had a date scheduled for this evening. Unacceptable. You need to respect other peoples’ schedules. When someone makes a scheduled appointment with someone, she needs to keep it. It shows respect and maturity. No man is going to want a woman who can’t handle her own schedule like a grown-up.
Alpha 2.0: Okay. I’ll fuck someone else tonight. Bye!
2. Girl sends a text saying that for their first date tonight, she’s now bringing along two of her girlfriends.
Beta: Sure, that sounds fun! (Oh no! NOW what do I do???)
Alpha 1.0: This is a DATE. You and me. This is not some kind of friendly outing. You need to tell your friends they need to find something else to do. You scheduled this date with me, not with your friends. This is extremely rude. You need to respect my time, and not suddenly change the plans on me like this. Now text your friends right now and tell them they’re not coming. I’ll wait. Text me when you’re done.
Alpha 2.0: Hey, that’s great! Let’s forget about tonight and meet up on Thursday instead. I don’t do friend zone so I’m going to fuck someone else tonight. Bye!
3. Girl says she’s breaking up with him.
Beta: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Please NOOOOOOO! I’m sorry! I’ll stop! Whatever it is, I’ll stop! I’m sorry! Please don’t leave! I promise I’ll never do it again! Please!!! Give me one more chance! PLEASE!!!
Alpha 1.0: Stop being ridiculous. You’re not going anywhere. If there’s a problem, we’re going to discuss it like two adults and figure it out. Now stop acting like a child.
Alpha 2.0: Okay! Bye!
4. Girl issues an ultimatum. If he doesn’t stop doing X, she’ll leave him.
Beta: Jeez! Okay! I won’t do it again! I promise!
Alpha 1.0: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. You need to calm down right now. Let’s discuss this. You can just toss out shit like this. Who do you think I am?
Alpha 2.0: Okay! Bye! soft next, fucks someone else>
5. After one month of dating, girl demands monogamy/exclusivity.
Beta: Yes! Of course! I LOVE YOU BABY!
Alpha 1.0: Yeah, okay, sure.
Alpha 2.0: Haha! You realize we’ve been seeing each other for just one month, right? This is way too soon for this conversation. You’re so cute.
6. Girl comes home late.
Beta: Hey baby! I missed you!
Alpha 1.0: Why were you late? Let me see your phone. Right now. Give it to me.
Alpha 2.0:
7. Girl posts fun pics with friends on Facebook while vacationing in Hawaii.
Beta: I wish I was with you baby! I miss you so much!
Alpha 1.0: What the FUCK. Who are those shirtless guys in the pics with you? Take that pic off your Facebook right now, and call me. Right now. This is bullshit!
Alpha 2.0:
8. When both at a party, girl starts flirting with another guy.
Beta:
Alpha 1.0:
Alpha 2.0:
9. After dating for one month, girl announces that they’re both going to meet her parents.
Beta: Um, really? Are you sure? I mean, well, okay.
Alpha 1.0: Great! It’s about time!
Alpha 2.0: Haha! You realize we’ve been seeing each other for just one month, right? I’m not meeting your parents. You’re so funny.
10. Girl is pissed off at him and calls him a fucking asshole.
Beta: WTF? Why are you calling me an asshole? What did I do?
Alpha 1.0: Shut the fuck up! I’m not going to tolerate this shit from you! Now calm the fuck down right now!
Alpha 2.0: Okay! Bye!
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